First Gyno Appointment

So my mom must've been having one of those crazy lady moods earlier today, because today she had to take me to the gyno (super awk by the way...) and then after that she was super nice. I mean, aside all of the "IT'S CHEAPER TO ABSTAIN" (opposed to the pill) and all those remarks, hey. she's a mom. She needs time to adjust.

I had my first gynecologist appointment today. It was strange and very, very awkward. When the gyno lady was down there, I even asked her, "Does this ever get awkward for you?" And she laughed and said, "I see this all day! I'd think its more awkward for you!!"

Obviously.

My gynecologist also before sticking some cold, gel covered metal inside my treasure chest, decided to give me a lecture on abstaining and why I should've. It's all really a blur since most of it I was trying to make go in one ear and out the other. She made clear points though how she has not once met someone that has waited till they were married to have sex if they regretted it. Haha. It's like LADY... WHAT do you expect me to do now?! What is the point of even telling me that?! She also said that waiting till after your married instills that trust/bond. She asked me if me and my boyfriend were serious, I go, "Well yeah. We've been dating for almost 2 and a half years." So clearly that meant nothing because she goes, "So, yeah, if you do end up marrying him, good. But what if he has business trips and is away for along time? You can't expect him to keep his pants up for too long since he didn't do the same for you." What the hell kind of analogy is that?! I was raised well, my mom did a good job. So I knew not to snap back at this sadly twisted woman. It was major mind bogglage. She was really, really nice though. And to be completley honest I was totally expecting that lecture, because a friend of mine has the same gynecologist and warned me that the woman was going to say some crazy things to me. Haha. So, in all fairness I was warned.

Well, what a day.


xox